Co-Best Man
Likes: Looking creepy in photos
Dislikes: The Tories
Co-Best Man
Likes: Making blind jokes
Dislikes: Actually being blind
Groomsman
Likes: Sleeping until 3pm
Dislikes: Barely being taller than this picture
Groomsman
Likes: Pegs
Dislikes: Filthy commoners
Groomsman
Likes: Horror films, attempting mind control
Dislikes: The stupidity of birds
